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    Check Your Idiocy Level

    Post by sNooPy on Tue 11 Mar 2008, 3:28 am

    > Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of
    > the muscles. As we grow older, it's important that we
    > keep mentally alert. The saying: "If you don't use it,
    > you will lose it" also applies to the brain,
    > so.......
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    > Below is a very private way to gage your loss or
    > non-loss of intelligence. So take the following test
    > presented here and determine if you are losing it or
    > are still a MENSA candidate.
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    > OK, relax, clear your mind and....... begin.
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    > 1. What do you put in a toaster?
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    > The answer is bread. If you said "toast", then give up
    > now and go do something else. Try not to hurt
    > yourself. If you said, "bread", go to question 2.
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    > 2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk". What do
    > cows drink?
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    > Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk", please
    > do not attempt the next question. Your brain is
    > obviously overstressed and may even overheat. It may
    > be that you need to content yourself with reading
    > something more appropriate such as "Children's World".
    > If you said, "water" then proceed to question three.
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    > 3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue
    > house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is
    > made from pink bricks and a black house is made from
    > black bricks, what is a greenhouse made from?
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    > Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said
    > "green bricks", what the heck are you still doing here
    > reading these questions????? If you said
    > "glass", then go on to question four.
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    > 4. Twenty years ago, a plane is ; flying at 20,000 feet
    > over Germany. If you will recall, Germany at the time
    > was politically divided into West Germany and East
    > Germany. Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines
    > fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining
    > engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing
    > procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he
    > has time and the plane crashes smack in the middle of
    > "no man's land" between East Germany and West Germany.
    > Where would you bury the survivors - East Germany or
    > West Germany or in "no man's land"?
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    > Answer: You don't, of course, bury survivors. If you
    > said ANYTHING else, you are a real idiot and you must
    > NEVER try to rescue anyone from a plane crash. Your
    > efforts would not be appreciated. ...... If you said,
    > "Don't bury the survivors" then proceed to the next
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    > 5. If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60th of a
    > degree every minute then how many degrees will the
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    > Answer: One degree. If you said "360 degrees" or
    > anything other than "one degree", you are to be
    > congratulated on getting this far, but you are
    > obviously out of your league. Turn your pencil in and
    > exit the room. Everyone else proceed to the final
    > question.
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    > 6. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus
    > from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17
    > people get on the bus. In Reading, six people get off
    > the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people
    > get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off
    > and 16 people get on. In Swansea, three people get off
    > and five people get on. In Carmathen, six people get
    > off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford
    > Haven. What was the name of the bus driver?
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    > Answer: Oh, for heaven sake! It was YOU, you dummy.
    > Read the first line!!!

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